Opinion: ‘I'm A Republican And I Don't Want To Overturn Roe V. Wade’

Opined by: Robert Robertson, North Platte Conservative

Hello.

In this essay I’ll explain why I, a straight, white, Republican, man, want abortion to be 100% legal. 

First off, the majority of criminals and welfare recipients are minorities and white trash.

Secondly, the aforementioned groups of people primarily are tricked into voting for democrats.

Thirdly, the majority of abortions are performed on women who fall in the aforementioned categories.

Fourthly, by overturning Roe v. Wade, allowing individual states to outlaw abortion, all of these undesirable babies that are currently being aborted will no longer be aborted.

In conclusion, it’s bad for the future of America to overturn Roe v. Wade because it’ll result in many, many more democratic-voting, welfare-receiving, crimes-perpetrating good-for-nothings. And the more people voting for the radical left, the harder it will be to outlaw abortion.

Sincerely,

Bob