Exclusive Interview with Former Police Chief Teresa Ewins
It wasn’t easy, but we snagged Teresa Ewins for an exclusive interview on why she resigned as Lincoln’s police chief.
Police Ignore ACAB Sticker, Pull UNL Student Over Anyway
Police violate young man’s constitutional rights by pulling him over for breaking the law.
Affirmative Action Ruling Gives 5.0 GPA High School Junior Chance To Be Accepted to Central Community College
Learn how the US Supreme Court’s decision to overturn Affirmative Action is already affecting lives.
Lincoln Public Schools to Move to 100% Remote Learning to Prevent School Shootings
In a unanimous vote by the LPS School Board, the school district will be transitioning to 100% remote learning this fall.
The proposal was contentious, drawing in several dozen parents who made public comments in opposition to the decision. However, after nearly two hours of public comment, the School Board voted unanimously in favor of the proposal.
“The decision was tough but nonetheless obvious to move to 100% remote learning…”
Lincoln Mayor to Change “Problematic” Street Names
Changes are coming to a roadway near you; in today’s press announcement, Mayor Gaylor-Baird announced her selection for the newly created ‘Road Liaison Coordinator’ position. The Coordinator—a former employee of Cultiva—will be tasked with “keeping an ongoing dialogue with the streets of Lincoln”. The first task of the newly minted Road Liaison Coordinator will be to carry out the Mayor’s executive order to rename “problematic” roadways around Lincoln…
Lincoln Mayor Declares All Roadways Identify As Repaired
In her first public remarks since winning reelection, Lincoln Mayor Leirion Gaylor-Baird claimed that all of Lincoln’s city roadways are fully repaired, though her reasoning has come under scrutiny.
Mothers Against Phallic Buildings (MAPB) to Protest at State Capitol
Another protest is coming to Lincoln, and this time, the cause hits a little deeper. Mothers Against Phallic Buildings, more commonly known as “MAPB”, will be at the Nebraska State Capitol Building next Thursday to protest what they have dubbed: “The Penis of the Plains”.
Fortenberry Finally Understands Fart Joke
Jeff Fortenberry has formally announced that he finally understands the ‘gas’ joke made on his vandalized campaign sign in 2018.
Released in his final “Fort Report”, former congressman Fortenberry credits his bachelor’s degree in economics and “two master’s degrees” regarding his recent revelation in deciphering the vandalism that occurred to his campaign sign.
Lincoln City Council Moves to Annex Ashland In Effort to End Mayoral Mansion Debacle
In this week’s Lincoln City Council meeting, Councilman Tom Beckius proposed the annexation of Ashland, making it within Lincoln’s city limits.
The bizarre proposal would annex a two-foot path adjacent to Cornhusker Highway leading into Ashland, zig-zagging to avoid…
Opinion: ‘I'm A Republican And I Don't Want To Overturn Roe V. Wade’
This “fresh” opinion on Roe v. Wade was brought to you by Robert Robertson, a North Platte Conservative.
Joe Exotic Convinced Carol Blood is just Carole Baskin in Disguise
Late last night the Nebraska Republican Party received an anonymous phone call from Federal Medical Center, Fort Worth informing them that the caller believes Gubernatorial Candidate Carol Blood to be an alias for Carole Baskin.
Lincoln Street Closures Map Spells ‘BOOBS’, Transportation Director Resigns
Controversy has struck Lincoln City Hall again, this time with a level of impropriety unseen since middle school.
Transportation & Utilities Director Greg Greeter succumbed to calls for his resignation after the Lincoln Street Closures Map spelled “BOOBS” using the maps street closures and maintenance live updating software…
Fortenberry Welcomes Contributions to Legal Defense For Illegal Contributions
In the latest–and hopefully final–“Fort Report”, former congressman and “uncorrupted everyday Nebraskan” Jeff Fortenberry made it clear to his former constituents that, if they’re still gullible enough, he is accepting contributions to his legal defense to fight the charge for accepting illegal contributions.
Senator Groene Resigns After “Panty Raid” Debacle
Last week, Nebraska State Senator Mike Groene of North Platte resigned after allegations of sexual misconduct, including a “Panty Raid” on several female senatorial colleagues…