Lincoln Street Closures Map Spells ‘BOOBS’, Transportation Director Resigns
Controversy has struck Lincoln City Hall again, this time with a level of impropriety unseen since middle school.
Transportation & Utilities Director Greg Greeter succumbed to calls for his resignation after the Lincoln Street Closures Map spelled “BOOBS” using the maps street closures and maintenance live updating software…
Fortenberry Welcomes Contributions to Legal Defense For Illegal Contributions
In the latest–and hopefully final–“Fort Report”, former congressman and “uncorrupted everyday Nebraskan” Jeff Fortenberry made it clear to his former constituents that, if they’re still gullible enough, he is accepting contributions to his legal defense to fight the charge for accepting illegal contributions.
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Local Woman Gets Raise, Still Bad With Money
The minimum wage in Nebraska is currently set at $9/hr, substantially higher than the federal minimum of $7.25/hr. Still, this doesn’t cut it for all of Nebraska’s residents.
“I have been trying to make a livable wage my entire life,'' said local burger-flipper Ammie Gogh…
Senator Groene Resigns After “Panty Raid” Debacle
Last week, Nebraska State Senator Mike Groene of North Platte resigned after allegations of sexual misconduct, including a “Panty Raid” on several female senatorial colleagues…